More Blonde Jokes from Animal Lover (sorry to all blondes)?!
Question: A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
Q: Why do blondes hate M-n-M's?
A: Because they are so hard to peel (cuz the chocolate is inside LOL They think u have to peel it)
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Answers: A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
Q: Why do blondes hate M-n-M's?
A: Because they are so hard to peel (cuz the chocolate is inside LOL They think u have to peel it)
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
lol I like blonde jokes. I am a blonde but i think they are funny
i am a blonde but those are funny, nice job i am going to give you a star
The last one was the topper. A star for you.
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very funny I give u a star.
Don't be sorry it is only jokes,it's just comical.
Those are pretty funny thanks.