More and MORE jokes.?!
Question: Little Johnny had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn’t stop sucking his thumb, he’d get fat. Next day, his mother and he went to the store. He points to an very pregnant woman and says, “Ah, ha! I know what you’ve been doing!”
A blind man walks into a store with his see-eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?" The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
Answers: Little Johnny had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn’t stop sucking his thumb, he’d get fat. Next day, his mother and he went to the store. He points to an very pregnant woman and says, “Ah, ha! I know what you’ve been doing!”
A blind man walks into a store with his see-eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?" The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
these are so funny. here is one for you:
two blonds are walking down the street and the first blond pulls out her compact mirror and looks at herself.
the second blond sees how confused the first blond is looking at the mirror and asks her what is wrong.
the first blond says " I know i have seen this girl before, but i don't remember where."
the second blond takes the mirror to see who she is talking about and answers " duh, it's me silly."
HAHAHAH THOSE ARE TOO FUNNY!
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keep em comin
lol very good!!!