Any good Blonde or little Johnny Jokes?!
Question: I am on the Grave yard shift and need a good laugh.
Answers: I am on the Grave yard shift and need a good laugh.
Littly Johnny was at his house one day when he heard his mom and dad cussing, saying b***hes and bastard. little johnny went up to his mother and said, mom whats a b**ch and a bastard! his mother said, its ladies and gentleman! he was walking outside when he heard the neighbors saying. let me see ur boobs and you can see my a**. curious, he went to his mother and said. mom whats a boob and an a**. his mother said. a boob is a hat and an a** is a coat. later he heard his dad shaving and he said sh*t. he told his dad what sh*t was, his dad told him, its a brand of shaving cream....he went downstairs and his mother was carving the turkey, and she cut her finger and said f**k. he asked his mother what f**k was, she replied a way of cooking the turkey. so later that day guests arrived for dinner. little johnny walked up to them and said. HELLO B**CHES AND BASTARDS, MAY I TAKE YOUR BOOBS AND A*SES, MY MOM IS IN THE KITCHEN F***ING THE TURKEY, AND MY DAD IS UPSTAIRS WIPING S*IT OF HIS FACE. THE GUEST LEFT IMMEDIATELY....
THAT TOOK A LONG TIME...PLZZZZZZZ GIVE ME THE 10 PTS......THANK YOU SO MUCH AND I HOPE THIS MADE YOU LAUGH!!!
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
Why is there lipstick on the blonde's steering wheel?
Because she was blowing her horn.
What do you call a frozen blond?
A Cold C*nt
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair black?
Artificial intelligence
What do you call a German blond with a bad attitude?
A Sour Kraut
THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK; ENJOY THE VEAL!!! X3
There is a blonde brunette and red haired. They are in girl scouts and their first task is to catch a fish and kill it. So the red haired caught a fish and killed it with tools, the brunnette caught it and killed it with her hands, and the blonde tried to drown it.
here you go:
what do you call a blonde with half a brain?
gifted.
what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
pregnant.
a smart blonde, a dumb blonde and santa claus jump into a river. who makes the biggest splash?
the dumb blonde, the other 2 don't exist.
Err i wont spoil lovelys 10 Pts Hahaha!!i laughted at Lovelys Joke
A blonde, a burnette, and a red head are in front of a magic mirror. The mirror says they must say something truthful about themselves. if they lie, it drops them into hell. the burnette goes first, and she says, "I'm the prettiest girl in the world." So the mirror sends her to hell. The red head goes and says, "I'm the smartest girl in the world." So she gets sent to hell. Then the blonde goes forward and says, "I think-" The mirror sends her to hell.
A Little Johnny Joke