Not a question though, just thought I should share this with you all. Smile?!
Question: Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None." replied Johnny,"'cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."
Answers: Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None." replied Johnny,"'cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."
i like da way u think !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im going to laugh my way all the way to next week.Lol,Lmao,Rofl
hahahaha!!!!!!
he sure is a clever one! i like it! and it wasnt even that dirty!
good job, freind, keep em coming.
hitting it right back at the teacher :]
nice
haha wow this was actually funny! good job man
Hehe heard this one before still lill jhonny makes me laught Hahaha
lol well done
my husband likes little johnny jokes thanks for the new one
awesome
i like this joke
That was a good one !!!
LOL...I've heard this one before, and it's still funny.
omg,briliant joke.
wow that one was really good one. thanks for the laugh
LOL. got to love little johnny
Nice one...lol...STAR!!!