Some 'mature' humour anyone?!
Question: Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
About then a grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"
"How in the world did you guess?!?"
The ornery old grandmas, snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, "Because we were at your birthday party yesterday."
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Answers: Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
About then a grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"
"How in the world did you guess?!?"
The ornery old grandmas, snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, "Because we were at your birthday party yesterday."
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A good Joke deserves a good reply.
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
LOL!
it was alright
haha! You wicked woman x
not bad ;-)
that was so cute ;-}'''
lol. not very funny.
Cute and funny.
sorry didn't find it funny
xD, thanks for the laugh :)
good een. but do you know thge one about ?????? anither good een but its mochy
LOVED theres a punk's response. You guys should battle
very good
Oh Dear! lol
funny but not one you can actually laugh at
hehehe, good one hun
star time
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You're Evilene!!! Good joke! LOL *star*
well.lol