Funny random pick up lines?!
Question: I was just wondering if anybody knows any good random lines like
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.. or
Im smarter then the average cat. thanks..
Answers: I was just wondering if anybody knows any good random lines like
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.. or
Im smarter then the average cat. thanks..
I lost my phone number, can I have yours
If you were a booger, i would pick you first.
You're so sweet, you risk giving me diabetes.
Your so fat you need to be baptised at seaworld.
Your teeth are like stars... they come out at night
You set your sights low and fail to achieve your targets
it is hotter then three in a bed.
you don't have a snowballs chance in hell.
busier than a two dick dog.
you can't get there from here.
you can't fix stupid.
evolution is slow.
if it were up your ***, you'd know where it was.
dumber than a box of hammers.
happier than a fat chick at an all you can eat buffet.
I may not be the best looking guy in the bar, ... but I'm the only one talking to you.