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Question: The Social Security Office

A retired gentleman goes into the Social Security Office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for hours, he gets to the counter. The woman behind the counter asks him for his driver's license to verify his age.

He looks in his pockets and realizes he has forgotten to bring his wallet. He tells the woman that he is very sorry, but he seems to have left his wallet at home.

"Will I have to go home and come back later?" he asks.

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." He opens his shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processes his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his
experience at the Social Security Office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants; you might have qualified for
disability, too."


Answers: The Social Security Office

A retired gentleman goes into the Social Security Office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for hours, he gets to the counter. The woman behind the counter asks him for his driver's license to verify his age.

He looks in his pockets and realizes he has forgotten to bring his wallet. He tells the woman that he is very sorry, but he seems to have left his wallet at home.

"Will I have to go home and come back later?" he asks.

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." He opens his shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processes his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his
experience at the Social Security Office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants; you might have qualified for
disability, too."

HEY! Itz u again! HIya!

Well, here's anuther joke since u like em soo much! :D

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ''Who is this?''

''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.

''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.

The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''

The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''

The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''

The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''

The maid says, ''What will I have to do?''

The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''

The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.

The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''

The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.''

Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''

A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?''

LOL, thanx for da joke!

OMFG!!! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!

Oh MY God! Outrageously Funny… I always wondered how jokes originated! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!

the first person who commented: It was hilarious! the asker of the wuestion: not bad. you two made me laugh!!! thx!

Wa, that was great. Thanks for posting it!

oh thats BAAAAAAD. In the good way. it's really funny, i'm gonna tell my peeps that one!

lol

alrighty then

thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!

haha thats so funny hahahahahahaha



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