Funny, isnt this true???!
Question: You can live in Pheonix, Arizona where...you are willing to park 3 blocks away just to be in the shade. You can drive 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. You have over 100 recipies for Mexican food. You know that 'dry heat' is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open the over door. The four seasons are tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Or...You can live in New York City where...you think Cental Park is 'nature'. You've worn out your car horn. You think eye contact is aggression.
Or...You can live in the Deep South where...you can rent a movie and buy bait at the same time. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural. "He needed killin" is a valid defense. Everyone has two first names: Billy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean...ect.
Or...You could live in the Mid West where...you've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor. You have to switch from 'heat' to 'a/c'
Answers: You can live in Pheonix, Arizona where...you are willing to park 3 blocks away just to be in the shade. You can drive 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. You have over 100 recipies for Mexican food. You know that 'dry heat' is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open the over door. The four seasons are tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Or...You can live in New York City where...you think Cental Park is 'nature'. You've worn out your car horn. You think eye contact is aggression.
Or...You can live in the Deep South where...you can rent a movie and buy bait at the same time. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural. "He needed killin" is a valid defense. Everyone has two first names: Billy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean...ect.
Or...You could live in the Mid West where...you've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor. You have to switch from 'heat' to 'a/c'
I loved this. I love artichokes and pray to one day own a house by winning the lottery - Can you guess where I'm from!
WOW! That was brilliant, hilarious and so damn true! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you!!!
Ha ha.
i am from tx and thats true. all y'all better believe it.
Impressive!
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much, if only I knew how to give a star, than I definetly would but... Sorry.
hahahahah!!!!!!
I've lived in most of these places and been to the others, and it's so true. XD
nice hahahhahahahahah lol lol lol lol lol :)
Funny! 100!
lov it n so tru