Answers: i did the title to draw ur attention, i went to the supermarket... whoever does the funniest story to add on to that ill best answer them
I went to the supermarket to buy some tampons for my wife. I forgot to ask what kind she wanted, so I was lost when I saw that there were so many different kinds. I asked the clerk, "What kind of tampons should I get my wife?" He said, "Does your wife complain a lot?" I said, "Yes, all the time." He said "Does your wife have massive mood swings and cry for no reason?" I said, "It's like you know her." He said, "Well, she is on the phone wondering what is taking you so long, crying and laughing at the same time, and she said to get the Tampax Super Plus Absorbent. She said she knew you wouldn't know what kind because you didn't bother to ask because you are an incensitive dolt who only cares about himself." I said, "How did you know it was my wife?" He said, "She said to look for the loser standing in the feminine hygene section looking like a pervert."
and i found a guy dancing in the meat fridge.
That made the most Sense of any Question tonight and the most well Written and best Spelled.
I will give you a STAR!
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I'm such a smarta$$
I went to the supermarket, guess what it was build on? Superman! ....then i found five dollars. (not actually suppose to be funny)
to go to work, where i proceeded to stack up pyramids of baskets and go bowling with a trolley...
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I went to the supermarket and FOUND A DOOMY DOOM ROBOT OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM and used it to destroy the local orphanage the end.
I went to the supermarket at night, got locked in, and starved to death.
Pulled my pants doen and flashed my bum to the whole shop
and i saw a women that was so hot!i looked at her and i winked and she came up to me and pulled off my shirt and had sex with me on top of some Red hot chili peppers and she came back to my place and we did a lil sum somthing 9 mouths later we are in the hospital and she is delving a baby girl we didn't know water to name her so we thought and thought I got by GOD i got it i whispered in to her ear and she said yes ok i said the baby's name is Chili Peppers two years later we go shopping for food in the store and we come to the veggies i winked at my wife and she ripped my shirt off and had sex on top of some carrots we went back to our place and had sex 12 mouths she is delivering a baby girl we named her carrot. And when are oldest daughter went to school they had to make a family pic so she put her and her sister and me and her mom then she had to puts names down She put her name down her sisters and mine and she put her mothers name when her teacher looked at it and fainted... her mothers name was ***** you don't want to know that story