Another Irish 1 ,funny or not?!
Question: Paddy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have 5ex with him.
Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.
The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a leprechaun that lives there. "Ask the leprechaun to marry you and each time the leprechaun says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."
Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the leprechaun on the other side, sitting on a log.
"Leprechaun, will you marry me?"
The leprechaun looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."
Paddy looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?"
The leprechaun rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"
Zappo! --
Answers: Paddy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have 5ex with him.
Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.
The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a leprechaun that lives there. "Ask the leprechaun to marry you and each time the leprechaun says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."
Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the leprechaun on the other side, sitting on a log.
"Leprechaun, will you marry me?"
The leprechaun looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."
Paddy looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?"
The leprechaun rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"
Zappo! --
Pmsl bang goes his tool lol.
isnt there more to this joke?
Um - OK - I'm thick - but I don't understand what's funny here!
Am i dumb or is this joke missing a punchline?
This joke has it's shortcomings to say the least. Many may not understand it. I found it amusing. Thank you.
funny! but can you tell me the end of the story?
want to know how many times he ask the leprechaun to
marry him. ha ha ha!
sorry dont get it
???
i dont get it
okay then...
Haha, great one! Cheers!
His peni* shrinks.
He thought "When I'm here, I'll ask it again, and I'll have the perfect peni*"
- Hey, would you marry me?
For the last time:
NO, NO and NO!!!
wheres the rest of the joke!
Jings, I'm a wee bit thick, didnae get it!!! Is there a chapter two???
he becomes 5 inches shorter then leprechaun in size not in endowment,second time so short disappears.
the end of this joke is he asks the leprechaun again,and the leprechaun says for the last time no,no,no,no
. . . . . and then I suppose he kissed the ' Blarney Stone ' and made a wish that his dream would come true and the Witch Doctor would change in to that fancy shapely lady from the corner store.
oh no no no pmsl i got it babes
lol.lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10