Heres a little joke i hope isn't bad.?!


Question: This Year's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And
just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'


And So The Christmas Season Begins......


Answers: This Year's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And
just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'


And So The Christmas Season Begins......

hehe!
Loved that one!
That`ll be getting told tonight, cheers.
(just hope I`m not too drunk to tell it properly!)

Star for you buddy x

That's a good joke! I liked it.

I laughed...hahaha...and got...hahaha...a...hahaha...stomachache!

good one! I make alot of people laugh with this one on my job.

Lol.. Nice one.. Star for you!

That was funny...you made me laugh. You get a star =)

LMAO good one

Cool joke mydear..It's not bad !

i have heard it before but its still funny lol

lol funny one :) !!!



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