Some blonde jokes?!


Question: Two blondes are racing down a bumpy back road in a pretty beat up car down to a bank they're going to rob.

"Drive slower" pleads the one in the passenger seat, "I don't
want all the nitro in the boot to explode."

"Relax," the driver replies, "even if it did, I've got a spare box
under the seat . . . "




A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of world capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of London?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: L."



A British Airways employee took a call from a blonde asking the question, "How long is the Concorde flight from London to New York?" "Um, just a minute, if you please," he murmured. Then, as he turned to check the exact flight time, he heard an equally polite, "Thank you," as the phone went dead.


Answers: Two blondes are racing down a bumpy back road in a pretty beat up car down to a bank they're going to rob.

"Drive slower" pleads the one in the passenger seat, "I don't
want all the nitro in the boot to explode."

"Relax," the driver replies, "even if it did, I've got a spare box
under the seat . . . "




A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of world capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of London?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: L."



A British Airways employee took a call from a blonde asking the question, "How long is the Concorde flight from London to New York?" "Um, just a minute, if you please," he murmured. Then, as he turned to check the exact flight time, he heard an equally polite, "Thank you," as the phone went dead.

haha funny thanx

Capital of london "L" lmao, very funny.

funny;) I laughed!

Capital OF London?!?!? Are you blonde? =P

You do mean the capital of England, right???

Another funny group of blond jokes.
The more the merrier.
Thanks.

They were all good but my favorite was the trip from London to New York. One minute flight she thought...Very good.

the last one made me laff

lol

bang on .lol

top quality stuff tonight
star


as promised earlier

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRZ-d_Agk...

another quality offering hun, pmsl

star time

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

lol,10/10,star.



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