Short jokes part 4?!


Question: I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and father,
I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,
"Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.

How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get your laundry done free.

Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.


Answers: I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and father,
I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,
"Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.

How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get your laundry done free.

Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

too much, ive taking to reading yer stuff on the floor, less danger of falling off my chair.
star awarded

another i prepared earlier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQSt...

hahaha more good ones*

lol,very good.

hahahahaah love it!

lol

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you are so right with those hun, pmsl

star time

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ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

LOL!!!!!!!hilarious
that last one was great
and another star for you

lol,star,10/10, excellent.

hahahaha



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