Knock knock joke?!
Question: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame Who?
Ma damn foot would be up your damn a** if you don't open this door!
Answers: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame Who?
Ma damn foot would be up your damn a** if you don't open this door!
HA! Dewd, I hate KnockKnock jokes but this one is a keeper!!!
Try this on on for size!
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
*Sigh*
That is an old version and has a different ending to it. I think that If I had to give it a rating on a scale of 1 to 10, I would give it 2 stars. If you told the other version of it, I would have gave it 6-7 stars.
thats old
Funny! 10!
hahahaahhahahahahahaha! funny!