Some hilarious jokes i found ROFLMFAOEC?!


Question: What's the difference between a dog & a fox? .....About 8 beers.

Why is Santa's sack so big?........Because he only comes once a year!

What do peanut butter & hookers have in common?.......Both spread for bread.

What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?.....A tear jerker.

Why is being in the military like a BJ?.......The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

What is 6.9?.........69 ruined by a period.

Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?.......Because they won't stop to ask for directions.

Did you hear about the new viagra eye drops?.......They make you look hard.

Last one: Why is a man like a hurricane?........Because you never know how big they're going to be or how long they're going to last.


Answers: What's the difference between a dog & a fox? .....About 8 beers.

Why is Santa's sack so big?........Because he only comes once a year!

What do peanut butter & hookers have in common?.......Both spread for bread.

What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?.....A tear jerker.

Why is being in the military like a BJ?.......The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

What is 6.9?.........69 ruined by a period.

Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?.......Because they won't stop to ask for directions.

Did you hear about the new viagra eye drops?.......They make you look hard.

Last one: Why is a man like a hurricane?........Because you never know how big they're going to be or how long they're going to last.

Those were great, I love jokes like that.
LMAO!!!!!!! ********

roflmao....they are so funny......hahahaha......star

wow this is great all my friends in school loved this...

HA HA HA those were funny!!

ha ha ha!



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