Vampire Bats?!
Question: A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me, "he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
" YES, YES, YES!! " the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
" Good! " said the first bat, " Because I bloody didn't!
Answers: A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me, "he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
" YES, YES, YES!! " the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
" Good! " said the first bat, " Because I bloody didn't!
very funny
star 4u
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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Yes
6 / 10, Good one
Bloody good joke,that one.Drove me bats,though I thought it would be some kind of baseball joke about Transylveinia!
very funny
oh he crashed in2 the tree that was fuuny
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excellent young lady
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hehehe, flying like a bat outta hell was he, pmsl
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Good 1 thanx