Hey! do you think this is funny?!
Question: A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Newcastle and sees a card
advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details
about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, "Uh - yes
here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the
gynaecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash
their nether regions.
Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub
in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's
examination.
There's an annual salary of £45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go
to Oxford ."
"Oh why, is that where the job's based?"
"No - that's where the end of the queue is"
Answers: A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Newcastle and sees a card
advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details
about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, "Uh - yes
here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the
gynaecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash
their nether regions.
Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub
in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's
examination.
There's an annual salary of £45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go
to Oxford ."
"Oh why, is that where the job's based?"
"No - that's where the end of the queue is"
Rofl!
I bet you were at the front of the queue!
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lol, thts a good one.
funny...
hahahahaha
Well Graybear i thought that was brilliant!!!
STAR 4 u!
Thanks for cheering me up!
x
Funny! 10!
hehehehehehehehe!!!! lolz!
like it .lol
That would be right. Brilliant.
excellent, old chap.
hahaha
very funny