3 couples apply for membership at the local church?!
Question: an elderly,middle aged,and newly wed couple. the pastor says they gotta give up sex for 2 weeks pay pennace to the lord-they all agree.2 weeks later they return and the pastor asks the old couple if they fulfilled their agreement" yeah,no problem" the old man says. then the middle aged is asked and says" it was difficult some nights but we made it" pastor says" welcome to the congregation" then he asks the young man and he says "well the first few days were alright, but then my wife dropped an apple and when she bent over to pick it up-i took advantage of her right there" pastor says "then u understand u are not welcome at the church" man says" i know,i know-were not welcome at the supermarket either"
Answers: an elderly,middle aged,and newly wed couple. the pastor says they gotta give up sex for 2 weeks pay pennace to the lord-they all agree.2 weeks later they return and the pastor asks the old couple if they fulfilled their agreement" yeah,no problem" the old man says. then the middle aged is asked and says" it was difficult some nights but we made it" pastor says" welcome to the congregation" then he asks the young man and he says "well the first few days were alright, but then my wife dropped an apple and when she bent over to pick it up-i took advantage of her right there" pastor says "then u understand u are not welcome at the church" man says" i know,i know-were not welcome at the supermarket either"
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That was kind of funny... yeah you made me laughed a little...