Chicken Almond Ding?!
Question: I regularly ordered Chicken Almond Ding from my favorite Chinese restaurant, but had no idea exactly what was in it. So one day I decided to ask the chef what it was.
"Ah yes," he told me, "The chicken is bird meat, raised on a farm and free range, all natural, very high in protein and quite tasty when cooked."
"Yes, yes, I get that." I said. "I mean, what are the other ingredients?"
"Ah yes," he said, "The almond is a nut, very nutritious, also high in protein, made by Blue Diamond company and slivered to decorate and flavor the chicken."
"Of course, of course I know what an almond is" I said impatiently. "But what in the world does the "ding" mean?"
"Ah, ding?" He answered. "That's the sound the dish makes when it's ready to come out of the microwave."
Answers: I regularly ordered Chicken Almond Ding from my favorite Chinese restaurant, but had no idea exactly what was in it. So one day I decided to ask the chef what it was.
"Ah yes," he told me, "The chicken is bird meat, raised on a farm and free range, all natural, very high in protein and quite tasty when cooked."
"Yes, yes, I get that." I said. "I mean, what are the other ingredients?"
"Ah yes," he said, "The almond is a nut, very nutritious, also high in protein, made by Blue Diamond company and slivered to decorate and flavor the chicken."
"Of course, of course I know what an almond is" I said impatiently. "But what in the world does the "ding" mean?"
"Ah, ding?" He answered. "That's the sound the dish makes when it's ready to come out of the microwave."
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