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Question: A Bottle Of Wine:
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl
out
of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman
says,
"So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
from above that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of
our days."
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a
sign from above!," But you're still at fault... women shouldn't be
allowed to drive. The woman continues, "And look at this, here's
another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
wine didn't break. Surely He wants us to drink this wine and celebrate
our good fortune."
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the
woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it
back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman
replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
Moral of the Story;
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us...
If you can't have the best of everything, Make the best of everything
you have.
Answers: A Bottle Of Wine:
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl
out
of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman
says,
"So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
from above that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of
our days."
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a
sign from above!," But you're still at fault... women shouldn't be
allowed to drive. The woman continues, "And look at this, here's
another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
wine didn't break. Surely He wants us to drink this wine and celebrate
our good fortune."
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the
woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it
back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman
replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
Moral of the Story;
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us...
If you can't have the best of everything, Make the best of everything
you have.
i love, love this joke!!!
good one!!!
just got this one in an e-mail the other day i almost died laughing i am definitely starring this one
omg so good remind me of this lol if i have a accident its a good one lol
a star 4 u my buddy
hope this helps
=] dolly
lol.gr8 joke!
thx!
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Haha, good one. :D
totally hilarious....
Pretty good, but I heard it first about an Irishman and an Englishman. I think I like this one better. :) Have a star.
Wiser words were never spoken - - - - by a woman that is!!!