Black or blue??!
Question: ... This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a blue suit.
He asks, Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing? But, she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a check to buy one.
When she came back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it costs.
He says, "Actually it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the widow ift she would mind if her husband were to be buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her.
So.... I switched the heads"
Answers: ... This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a blue suit.
He asks, Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing? But, she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a check to buy one.
When she came back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it costs.
He says, "Actually it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the widow ift she would mind if her husband were to be buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her.
So.... I switched the heads"
Ive heard that joke, but ive forgotten about it until now. I used to love that joke! thanks for retelling it, Its AWESOME
Thanks for your time-PEACE
that is sick!
give us the other one,i could do with a new head!l.o.l.
*winces*
gross, but funny enough...?
...A new Stephen King in the making? XD
That's wrong!! Funny, but wrong!! *star*
didnt expect that ans.
funny!
omg that"s wickedly funny in away!!
LOL that was a good one!! Star!!!
i"m getting burried in me birthday suit,nice one our kidda keep em rocking!!
Gross!!
please don"t tell me mam i"ve answered this one she"ll kill me!!
one must not laugh,must one ah ah ah ah ah !*star*.
Good story!
He was wearing a black suit because he was only wearing a diffrent head not whole body
that one will turn a few heads. nice one.
well...it was kind of funny.
a bit sick
Funny! 10!
lol.lol
omg its gross in a way
but it is so bloody funny lol*