Saintly joke?!
Question: Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years."
The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time."
"My word," the first mother said. "You must be so proud."
I am," the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him a big party."
Answers: Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years."
The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time."
"My word," the first mother said. "You must be so proud."
I am," the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him a big party."
very funny
Thats a great one!
That is a true Mother's love.
I love that joke.
Thanks.
like it .lol
LOL Good one.
LOL funny!
That was good! *star*
Excellent!!!
Rose, you have the best jokes!!! xD
the love of a mother ah!
hahaha very good !!!
That's good. I'm glad he's in solitary!!! LOL
very good
ha ha like it
on guinness no less
star
hehehe, bet he's teetotal now, pmsl
star time
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lol. very funny
my answer it's funny and good to read i like it
lol he's a jail bird, good joke.
good job girl glad you did not put name in hahaha