Saintly joke?!


Question: Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years."

The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time."

"My word," the first mother said. "You must be so proud."

I am," the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him a big party."


Answers: Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years."

The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time."

"My word," the first mother said. "You must be so proud."

I am," the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him a big party."

very funny

Thats a great one!

That is a true Mother's love.
I love that joke.
Thanks.

like it .lol

LOL Good one.

LOL funny!

That was good! *star*

Excellent!!!
Rose, you have the best jokes!!! xD

the love of a mother ah!

hahaha very good !!!

That's good. I'm glad he's in solitary!!! LOL

very good

ha ha like it

on guinness no less
star

hehehe, bet he's teetotal now, pmsl

star time

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lol. very funny

my answer it's funny and good to read i like it

lol he's a jail bird, good joke.

good job girl glad you did not put name in hahaha



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