Jokes Hope you like them.?!
Question: A wife say's to her husband do you know that wallpaper is 15 years old ?he said what's wrong with it...... she said it's about time you put it on the wall.
A man stole 50lb of prunes,he was on the run for 5 days.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup ?anyone can roast beef.
A man was walking down the road eating a pie,he said to a woman walking her dog can i throw your dog a bit ,she said yes,so he picked up the dog a threw it down the road.
How many DJ'S does it take to change a lightbulb ? 2,3,1,2,3.
Answers: A wife say's to her husband do you know that wallpaper is 15 years old ?he said what's wrong with it...... she said it's about time you put it on the wall.
A man stole 50lb of prunes,he was on the run for 5 days.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup ?anyone can roast beef.
A man was walking down the road eating a pie,he said to a woman walking her dog can i throw your dog a bit ,she said yes,so he picked up the dog a threw it down the road.
How many DJ'S does it take to change a lightbulb ? 2,3,1,2,3.
hahaha
thought the dog one was funny
Umm.. there okay.. i guezz.
dont get the last one
Great, made me laugh, even at this time of night. Cheers!!
a friend of mine was in court for stealing calenders. the judge gave him 12 months
Good one. thanks 4 spilling my glass of water.
Absolute rubbish!!
Waste of my time!
hahaha I like that one.
well.lol