Another rude joke (christmas)?!
Question: he laid her on the table, so clean and white and bare,
his forehead wet with beads of sweat,
he rubbed her here and there,
he touched her neck and felt her thigh.
her skin was wet and all set,
he gave a joyous cry,
the hole was wide,
he looked inside,
all was dark and murky.
he rubbed his hands and streached his arms....
then stuffed his christmas turkey.
Answers: he laid her on the table, so clean and white and bare,
his forehead wet with beads of sweat,
he rubbed her here and there,
he touched her neck and felt her thigh.
her skin was wet and all set,
he gave a joyous cry,
the hole was wide,
he looked inside,
all was dark and murky.
he rubbed his hands and streached his arms....
then stuffed his christmas turkey.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Cheers lady for a smile.!!!
hehehe!
lol thats a good one
OMG luv it wish it was longer though
hahah wow.
Hey Santa claus you ****!
Where's me ******* bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a ******* letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me ******* bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your ****!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
(female voice)
Hey santa clause you ****!
Where's me ******* pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you ******* ho ho ho
You forgot me ******* pram
(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your ******* reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells ******* lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old ******* wanker Forgot me ******* bike.
You wait you old ****, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your ******* lights out
"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"
( . . . dragging mind out of the gutter . . . )
Hilarious
ROFLMAO Good one!
Haha! Nice joke.
haaahahahaaahaaaahaaha funny!
Lmaoooo Love It :-)
Hahahaha good one
well.lol
Ha ha i was thinking of something else but what the heck have a star!
Well I wasn't expecting it to be the christmas turkey! Lol.
funny
haha funny
xxxx
lol