Rude christmas joke one for the girls?!
Question: TWO WOMEN ARE CHATTING ABOUT SEX ONE SAYS: 'YOU KNOW, WILLIES ARE LIKE TREES.'
'HOW COME,?' THE OTHER WOMAN ASKES
'WELL,' THE FIRST WOMAN EXPLAINS 'IN HIS 20S ITS A OAK MIGHTY AND HARD. IN HIS 30S AND 40S, ITS LIKE A BIRCH, FLEXIBLE BUT RELIABLE.
AFTER HIS 50S ITS AND OLD CHRISTMAS TREE, DEAD FROM ROOTS UP AND THE BALLS ARE FOR DECORATION ONLY.'
Answers: TWO WOMEN ARE CHATTING ABOUT SEX ONE SAYS: 'YOU KNOW, WILLIES ARE LIKE TREES.'
'HOW COME,?' THE OTHER WOMAN ASKES
'WELL,' THE FIRST WOMAN EXPLAINS 'IN HIS 20S ITS A OAK MIGHTY AND HARD. IN HIS 30S AND 40S, ITS LIKE A BIRCH, FLEXIBLE BUT RELIABLE.
AFTER HIS 50S ITS AND OLD CHRISTMAS TREE, DEAD FROM ROOTS UP AND THE BALLS ARE FOR DECORATION ONLY.'
I didn't know someone had made up a joke to describe mine!
Even though I'm not 50 yet .... the hospital made sure my b**ls are only for decoration ;-)
lol..
hahaha
i dont get it
HA HA HA Tickled my funny bone for sure. Thanks.
oh so its not from the 30s then hehe never mind, makes for an easier life!
LOL...that was kinda funny
not bad, 7 out of 10
ha that's funny
nice...... :)
Wooooooooooooooooooooow, Kinky, that ones hilarious.
hahahaha thats not rude , at least i dont think so , i think its funny.. ive heard alot worse ....even told a few worse than that :-)
Pervert.
lol
Thats a good one!
Not that funny. Better watch it or could get in trouble
Thanx, i needed that!
1. Please don't shout, it makes it hard to read.
2. Why is the joke rude?
3. I've heard that one before.
2 out of 4 stars.
Your havin' a laugh. Iv'e got a tattoo on mine that says Conga. When it gets hard it says Congratulations.
rofl tnx 2 points!
A little boy goes to see Santa at Santa's grotto.
The little boy sits on Santa's knee & proceeds to tell him what he would like for Christmas-
"I would like some clothes to wear & something to play with please" said the little boy.
Santa said "OK-Ho Ho Ho"
So on Christmas morning when the little boy opened his presents he received-
A pair of trousers with a hole in each pocket!
Funny joke! I love it!
~Candice~
=D How awesome!! Congrats..made me laugh =]
You can still play pocket pool though!
I will never grow old.
lol
well .lol
That is a good one. LOL
thats so hackin funny! i love it! but y is it rude