Catholic Dog?!
Question: uldoon lived a lone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,
"Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be sayin' a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not, we cannot have services for an animal in thr church but there are some Baptists down the lane, and who knows what they believe. Maybe they will do something for the creature."
Muldoon said, "I'll go right away father. Do ya' tink ￡5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"
Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic?"
Answers: uldoon lived a lone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,
"Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be sayin' a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not, we cannot have services for an animal in thr church but there are some Baptists down the lane, and who knows what they believe. Maybe they will do something for the creature."
Muldoon said, "I'll go right away father. Do ya' tink ￡5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"
Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic?"
Ha ha ha .!!!
Now that is an Excellent joke so10/10.!!!
Nothing like money to change ones mind, lol.!!!
One for the Pub tonight.!!!
Thanks for a laugh lady.!!!
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Excellent!! Have a star! lol.
Great!!! The moral of this joke is:"Money talks and bs walks".
lol....ha ha ha
LOL - Love It
THAT WAS A NICE ONE. starring you.
Sweet Mary, mother of Jesus...that's very funny!!
lmaof!!!!!!!!!!!!
woof .lol did they play Bach at the funeral
Now that was funny!! Good job