I thought your penis died??!
Question: An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.
Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.
Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants.
Nurse Jones saw him and said "Mr. Smith! I thought you told me your penis died". "It did" he replied; "Today is the viewing."
Answers: An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.
Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.
Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants.
Nurse Jones saw him and said "Mr. Smith! I thought you told me your penis died". "It did" he replied; "Today is the viewing."
I gave a star to it ! lol
heard it b4 bt its still funny lol :)
I don't personally think that is funny but that is just my opinion, sorry!
haha, it so so funny......lols.....
I will give you 5 stars but please place mine as the best answer.......Thank you......
Funny! 100!
lol, very funny indeed.
eeewwwww .....
was it standing or lying down ...
what a way for an open viewing ....
it should interred into a cave ....
hahahaha
ha ha.......but find something more interesting for earning stars.
it's ok...
lol nice one
thats great
was it open for everyone to see or was it inside somewhere comfortable? coz some people choose awake but some people cant stand the pain