So i go fishing, so what how was i suppose to know.?!
Question: A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary “tools” together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!!!”
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino and began to cut another hole in the ice.
Again from the heavens, the voice bellowed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!!”
The blonde, now quite worried, moved down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole in the ice.
The voice came once more, “FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!”
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, “Is that you, Lord?”
The voice replied, “NO you idiot!…this is the Ice-Rink Manager.”
Answers: A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary “tools” together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!!!”
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino and began to cut another hole in the ice.
Again from the heavens, the voice bellowed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!!”
The blonde, now quite worried, moved down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole in the ice.
The voice came once more, “FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!”
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, “Is that you, Lord?”
The voice replied, “NO you idiot!…this is the Ice-Rink Manager.”
you ought to be careful, when ice fishing
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Nice one
hahaha
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh, sorry stars are finished.!!!
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LMAO!!!
have a star hun!
Ha Ha
Lol too funny, I thought it was the fish she thought she heard before I read the end, thx for sharing, keep em coming.....star
haha brilliant*
well lol
pmsl hun, you probably not using the right bait
LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!
That ice rink was carpy's home, that 'manager' was just one of his cronies. If only you stuck around a bit longer, maybe we could have been having a nice lunch of Carp fingers, Smoked Carp fillet and Carpy Caviar right now.
Funny! 10!
nice one, babe
Thats a great one!!!!!
Heard this one before, lol, but still funny this time around! Thanks for the laugh!