Remember these kind of jokes?!
Question: An English man a Scots man and an Irish man are friends and all are sadly killed just before Christmas, at the Pearly gates on Christmas day they meet St Peter who says,
"Look lads it's our busiest day of the year up here, we have one heck of a rush on so you are going to have to show me something that represents Christmas before I can let you in, ok?"
As quick as a flash the English man dives in his pockets and produces a lighter which he strikes up in front of St Peter,
"What is that then?" Says the stressed out Saint.
"It's a Christmas candle!" , he is allowed in.
The Scots man dives in his pocket and produces some keys which he gentle jangles in front of St Peter.
"And that would be?" Asks Saint Peter
"Christmas bells!" he is allowed in
The Irish guy dives into every pocket he has and produces three pairs of ladies knickers.
"How in the Lord's name can you represent Christmas with those may I ask?" says Saint Peter
" Well these are Carols!"
Answers: An English man a Scots man and an Irish man are friends and all are sadly killed just before Christmas, at the Pearly gates on Christmas day they meet St Peter who says,
"Look lads it's our busiest day of the year up here, we have one heck of a rush on so you are going to have to show me something that represents Christmas before I can let you in, ok?"
As quick as a flash the English man dives in his pockets and produces a lighter which he strikes up in front of St Peter,
"What is that then?" Says the stressed out Saint.
"It's a Christmas candle!" , he is allowed in.
The Scots man dives in his pocket and produces some keys which he gentle jangles in front of St Peter.
"And that would be?" Asks Saint Peter
"Christmas bells!" he is allowed in
The Irish guy dives into every pocket he has and produces three pairs of ladies knickers.
"How in the Lord's name can you represent Christmas with those may I ask?" says Saint Peter
" Well these are Carols!"
Very good. Haven't heard it before, which makes me think maybe I'm not as old as I thought i was! (If you see what I mean)
Thanks for the smile :)
Very good! I like it...
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That's funny!!
forgotten about these ones not heard one since my school days.
lol i miss jokes like that
hahaha..you get a star, that made me chuckle!
I heard it many years ago, but IT STILL MADE ME SMILE.
That's all that counts, well done. :-)
Very funny. More please!
lol
???? all together
Ha ha ha V good,,,,,
hahahaha