Jonny Jokes ^_~,,,Star if u like it,,,?!
Question: When jonny was traveling with his wife in an taxi, the driver adjusted mirror. jonny shouted,
"You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
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One tourist from U.S.A. (in india) asked to jonny: Any great man born in this village???
jonny: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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jonny was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same.Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.Suddenly jonny said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
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jonny asked his wife after returning to india from a foriegn trip "Do i look like a forienger ?"
Wife: No why?
jonny: In London a lady asked me "Are you a forienger?"
Answers: When jonny was traveling with his wife in an taxi, the driver adjusted mirror. jonny shouted,
"You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
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One tourist from U.S.A. (in india) asked to jonny: Any great man born in this village???
jonny: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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jonny was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same.Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.Suddenly jonny said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
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jonny asked his wife after returning to india from a foriegn trip "Do i look like a forienger ?"
Wife: No why?
jonny: In London a lady asked me "Are you a forienger?"
LOL
Joke #1didn't get it. However the rest were good.
Here's my star.
These are not funny.
Good ones! Funny!