Females - if you can handle it, I'm sure you'd agree with this joke!?!
Question: Male VS Female ATM Bank Machines
For a good laugh only.
A new sign in the bank lobby reads:
"Please note that this bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(Unfortunately, most of this part is the truth.!!!!)
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
Answers: Male VS Female ATM Bank Machines
For a good laugh only.
A new sign in the bank lobby reads:
"Please note that this bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
**************************************...
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(Unfortunately, most of this part is the truth.!!!!)
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
A hyperbole of my wife's ATM habits! Thanks for making me smile at them instead of getting exasperated.
he he.. that is my sister TOTALLY
:)
That was a good laugh!
Ha-ha!
it's cute and i'm sure there are plenty of women like that....
but thank god i'm not!!!
i just jinxed myself didn't i? man!!!!!
Actually i swear other then the check make up part i think i did this yesterday LOL!
ROFL, good one
its funny but its too long
it was cute...some of it being true...tell another :)
umm.... its a bit random.
Definitely my sister and my mom. lol.
hahaha
excellent !!!!
hahaha.... I don't think you need to know about the Petrol Station version of this joke....
hahaha.... lol....
you got me smiling in front of my boss who just pass by my desk........
thats funny stuff haha...thats my wife for sure lol
Your right on the nail with that one, but I must confess to seeing maybe afew men being rather irate and clumbsy, hehehehehehehe.
Really good made me smile. Whats brown and sticky ? A stick
So so true, and So funny! Thanks! Sounds like my Daughter, for sure!
funny and true. Thats just because we multitask. LOL
uhoh, you forgot to put your sit belt back after getting out of the car -I am giving you an infraction!hash! heehe,Smiles!
nice one. here's a star.
Hahaha so true..thats my mom
Are you psychic?? My mum was like that only yesterday. lol
LOL! Hahaha!!
Nice one!
A star for u!!
I must admit that was true. It was good gosh we are difficult in these situations but nothing else right........lol