What about this riddle /joke?!
Question: a perfect couple meet and gets married.They have a perfect wedding, And have a perfect christmas together. After the christmas party they see someone who needs help on the road. They take him in their car and take him to the mechanic, they realize its santa claus. On the way ther they get in a car accident,. Only one survived, who was it?
The woman because there is no such thig as Santa claus or a perfect man :} [ just for humor dont mean to be offensive]
Answers: a perfect couple meet and gets married.They have a perfect wedding, And have a perfect christmas together. After the christmas party they see someone who needs help on the road. They take him in their car and take him to the mechanic, they realize its santa claus. On the way ther they get in a car accident,. Only one survived, who was it?
The woman because there is no such thig as Santa claus or a perfect man :} [ just for humor dont mean to be offensive]
Ah, but if the perfect man was not real, then the "perfect woman" was out of her mind as she imagined herself having all of these perfect events with him.
hee hee the ending was unexpected but ok. lol.
you never said the man was a perfect man
true dat, true da...
HEY!!!
I'm a guy
and I believe in Santa Claus. Nobody ever told me he was fa..
fa.... fa.. the F word. Damnit!!!
if a perfect man does not exist nor does santa claus then that means the woman was driveing and that was the reason there was a auto accident
I liked that! *star*
D S you are FUUUUNNY
Thats very true (& funny)... why would anyone be offended?
lol funny
fuk u
As a man I am incredibly offended by that joke. I Demand an apology!