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Question: one fine day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
took out there knives and shot each other

it was winter in the work-house
the snow was raining fast
when a bare footed man with clogs on
went slowley wizzing past
he went round a straight crooked corner
to see a dead donkey die
took out his gun to shoot him
and stabbed him in the eye


Answers: one fine day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
took out there knives and shot each other

it was winter in the work-house
the snow was raining fast
when a bare footed man with clogs on
went slowley wizzing past
he went round a straight crooked corner
to see a dead donkey die
took out his gun to shoot him
and stabbed him in the eye

Good ones.!!!
Cheers for a rhyme.!!

Huh? I'm not sure if this is a riddle or a joke.

A strange bird the cukoo
A sitting on the grass
his wings neatly folded
his beak right up his ar5e
in this strange position
he murmers tweet tweet
because it's hard to sing cukoo
with a beak full of sh1t!!

ok

Umm.......?






Thanks for 2 points, I guess.

both bad

sorry i really don;t get it

Sorry pet. i don't find your riddle funny. Maybe i am missing something or maybe you have.


j.pee69 ............... Oh I shouldn't laugh, that is so rude. LOL! PMSL.

like them a lot.

I dont get it.

lol.lol

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