Child safe christmas knock knock jokes.?!
Question: Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who ?
Wenceslas train home ?
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Snow
Snow who ?
Snow business like show business !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Wayne
Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger… !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Oakham
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull… !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Avery
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Holly
Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Rudolph
Rudolph who ?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Igloo
Igloo who ?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie… !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
Answers: Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who ?
Wenceslas train home ?
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Snow
Snow who ?
Snow business like show business !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Wayne
Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger… !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Oakham
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull… !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Avery
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Holly
Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Rudolph
Rudolph who ?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Igloo
Igloo who ?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie… !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
Lol these were good, thx for the giggles...star
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas card, did you get it yet?
loved the first one
Nice really nice that's what we need more jokes that are clean and down to earth and not the ones that leave your eyes in disbelieve and your mouth open. Thank you for those keep them coming. I enjoyed those and need a good laugh once in awhile keeps the stress down and a smile on my face.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
i liked them.
thnx.
Knock knock
whos there nicolas
nicolas who
nickolas girls shoudent clime trees
knock knock
whos there isabell
isabell who
isabell nessary on a bike
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben Dover!!
Pleased to meet you, I'm Eileen Dover....I'm a she male so I hope your gay Ben otherwise I'll have to..........???
hehehe, loved them hun
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Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
Cheers for a smile Doris.!!
oh....they are so funny!!!
lmao!!
starred!!
like m .lol