Joke::::::::::army?!
Question: Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, ‘You need to join the Army of the Lord!’
Jack replied, ‘I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.’
Pastor questioned, ‘How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?’
He whispered back, ‘I’m in the secret service
Answers: Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, ‘You need to join the Army of the Lord!’
Jack replied, ‘I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.’
Pastor questioned, ‘How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?’
He whispered back, ‘I’m in the secret service
Forget the lord's army.....ALL HAIL THE BUNNY LORD
He's amazingly superowonderful and gives us free carrots just for joining. AND Judas Rabbi's already there, he's at the main temple pretending to be a monk for a day...Or was that a monkfish???
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LMAO!!!!
Nice one hunny!!
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good one star
rubbish
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Oh my goodness!! This was absolutely funny!! Thanks so much for that. That joke has made my day.
Ha! ha! thanks. Very funny and what a good excuse....
hahaha awesome, sounds like me
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Funny! 100!
Ha ha good one. Where do I sign up?
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yeah.....me too!!
starred!!
lol.lol