Son In Law?!
Question: A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
"What are you doing?" She exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" He exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing" She asked.
He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."
Answers: A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
"What are you doing?" She exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" He exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing" She asked.
He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."
Very Good M keep them coming and a Star
lol
Good one!!!
lol, an oldie but still I enjoyed.
Brilliant
where was the vibrator ???!!!
Funny
ha ha ha! excellent!
Like in real life, eh? Lol.
Finally, his dream to become a father- in- law has been materialised.
ha ha ha that's friggin hilarious!! :)
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lol hehehehehehehehe
funny!!!!!
nice one,did'nt expect that
I wonder if they'll have vibrator children. Like, maybe, Vibbe1 Vibbe2....
very funny
i had to laugh out loud on that one
Very very nice. lollz
love it love it love it.....just read your snappy answers one and i have to say this is just as halarious......your jokes are awsome....keep em comming!!!
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Funny! 10!
Excellent and funny thanks
It is funny and it is good....!!
lol!!!!
STAR as usual!!
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wow...
sad!
haha funny,hey wait.....he is here in my goodies ''overnight '' bag !!! how can he be in 2 places at once???
ha ha ha nice one hun
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hehehe, that is hilarous hun, pmsl
star time
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awww the poor daughter
still mega funny XD
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Cold-blooded! Yes! lol.