Fortune Teller?!
Question: In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw
in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across the
table. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death
this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the
single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep
breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I
get away with it?"
Answers: In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw
in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across the
table. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death
this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the
single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep
breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I
get away with it?"
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Nice one I thought you were going to tell us he was already dead.
:D Made me smile! I agree with the answer on top, funny!
Hahahahaha. I like it.
But why are all your jokes about death? It's a bit morbid.
lol, loved it..
Thanks for sharing..keep them coming.
AGAIN, Ha ha ha ha. Where are you getting these? Good ones that can be told to anyone. Great.
very good
Lolz very good, all women should do things like that.
funny
like it lol
nice......hehehehehehehehehehehehe
hahahahaha.....very funny.
Funny! 10!
lol..... good one.
:D
Excellent and funny thanks
yepp, I waited for that question!
ha ha!!
haha funny oldie goldie
thats three times ive read this one on here in the last week
hehehe, good question she asked, pmsl
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Oh yeah! lol.