Try it?.....funny ?!
Question: A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
While they're sitting here having a good time together
she starts talking about this really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and
starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for
him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following
on the bar:
A saltshaker,
a shot of Baileys,
and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman
explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue,
next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth,
and finally you drink the lime
juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes
for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very
pleasant. He thinks - this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime
juice and drinks it.
Answers: A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
While they're sitting here having a good time together
she starts talking about this really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and
starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for
him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following
on the bar:
A saltshaker,
a shot of Baileys,
and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman
explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue,
next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth,
and finally you drink the lime
juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes
for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very
pleasant. He thinks - this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime
juice and drinks it.
Excuse me while I retrieve my jaw off the floor!!
Never in a million years would have ever expected that!!
I'm so gobsmacked - where do I put the star .......... .......... ....... *
I get it but I didn't laugh.
another priceless one
it was ok
LOL! I could kinda guess it had something to do with that before I read the punchline, but it was still hilarious.
lol :P x
It was said about 5 mins ago....
made me chuckle ... and wonder if it would work .... i wanna try
And thats funny is it?
I bet you was gagging to tell that one!!!
Gr8 one.
I'll try that one at Christmas in the pub.
hehehe....funny!
Oh wow
That is nasty
ha
haha
hahaha
hee
heeeeehehe
ha
hahaha
ahh
funny
haha, and a couple of drops on his chin!
hee hee
loved it great for all those boys who say if you love me you'd swallow. i laughed hard. heh heh heh.
Checkmate!! LMAO!!
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
hahahahaaaaaa lol.
OMG that was funny , excellent and pmsl
great joke hun*
very very good
well.lol
Star, 10/10, it made me chuckle,so thnx for posting.
Very good that's nice. Thanks
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!! I giggled and gaggled my gorgeous ar$e off! A Star for you!!!
LOVED it as usual!!!!
Havnt read one of your jokes in a while!!
Nice to see your face again!
x