Murphy’s Laws of Sex (or Sex Laws) part 2 funny ?!
Question: 30. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom
had gone into our space program, we would now be running
hot-dog stands on the moon.
31. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
32. Do it only with the best.
33. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned
four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
34. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
35. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating
nine women.
36. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
37. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have
loved at all.
38. Thou shalt not commit adultery…..unless in the mood.
39. Never lie down with a woman who’s got more troubles than
you.
40. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
41. Never argue with a women when she’s tired — or rested.
42. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man,
the women he couldn’t.
Answers: 30. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom
had gone into our space program, we would now be running
hot-dog stands on the moon.
31. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
32. Do it only with the best.
33. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned
four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
34. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
35. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating
nine women.
36. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
37. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have
loved at all.
38. Thou shalt not commit adultery…..unless in the mood.
39. Never lie down with a woman who’s got more troubles than
you.
40. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
41. Never argue with a women when she’s tired — or rested.
42. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man,
the women he couldn’t.
Lol now that's what I call clever I loved each and every one of them,so you may have another star for this.xxxx
hehe. Nice list.
Very good and entertaining!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent list there.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!
another cracker frrom dear panos lol
well.lol
That is a superb list. Well done panos. Enjoyed it.
Star for yo.
I enjoyed them.
Thnx for sharing.
10/10.