Somthing I always wanted to know!?!
Question: We've all heard about men having Guts or B alls. But do you really know
the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed
below...
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
B ALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, fatty."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death.
Answers: We've all heard about men having Guts or B alls. But do you really know
the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed
below...
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
B ALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, fatty."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death.
Oh Mr GB what about the Super glue. I have never heard of glued guts. But................
Or at the very least a black eye!!
LOL!!
Ha ha ha very good have a star,,,
Funny! 10!
Lol how right you are deffo in death,thanks for the laugh I needed this dry English humor,so have a star.xxxx
So hilarious. LOL
haha great i love it
Ha ha ha True.!!!
Death by the Broom, lol.!!!
Excellent again Greybeard.!!!
Cheers for a smile on the night shift.
lol
OMFG!!! Thanks for the clarification!! *star*
the pelvic bone
lol
excellent
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well.lol