Adult joke.?!


Question: a junky walks into a corner shop and asks the man
" have you got an cat food?"
the assistant replies
" oh no, i know what you're like you dirty b*~ggar, show me a cat and you'll get cat food !"

the man pulls a cat from his pocket and show him it. he gets the food

next day, same junky, same shop
" can i get some dog food?"

" show me a dog and you'll get dog food ".. hauls a dog from his toher pocket and gets the food..

NEXT DAY, the junky comes in with a huge parcel.. wrapped and bowed and lays it on the counter..

the assistant says
" whats this now ? "

junky says " present for you "..

the assistant opens it up, and there lies the biggest pile of p*ss and crap you've ever seen

" can i get some toilet paper ? "..


Answers: a junky walks into a corner shop and asks the man
" have you got an cat food?"
the assistant replies
" oh no, i know what you're like you dirty b*~ggar, show me a cat and you'll get cat food !"

the man pulls a cat from his pocket and show him it. he gets the food

next day, same junky, same shop
" can i get some dog food?"

" show me a dog and you'll get dog food ".. hauls a dog from his toher pocket and gets the food..

NEXT DAY, the junky comes in with a huge parcel.. wrapped and bowed and lays it on the counter..

the assistant says
" whats this now ? "

junky says " present for you "..

the assistant opens it up, and there lies the biggest pile of p*ss and crap you've ever seen

" can i get some toilet paper ? "..

hurl puke gag nastiness

Funny! 10!

That's really funny! Star.

hahaha,
funny.

Funny:)

10/10

LOL!

ewwwwwwwww but funny

ewwwww gross but funny!

Ha Ha!



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