Adult joke.?!
Question: a junky walks into a corner shop and asks the man
" have you got an cat food?"
the assistant replies
" oh no, i know what you're like you dirty b*~ggar, show me a cat and you'll get cat food !"
the man pulls a cat from his pocket and show him it. he gets the food
next day, same junky, same shop
" can i get some dog food?"
" show me a dog and you'll get dog food ".. hauls a dog from his toher pocket and gets the food..
NEXT DAY, the junky comes in with a huge parcel.. wrapped and bowed and lays it on the counter..
the assistant says
" whats this now ? "
junky says " present for you "..
the assistant opens it up, and there lies the biggest pile of p*ss and crap you've ever seen
" can i get some toilet paper ? "..
Answers: a junky walks into a corner shop and asks the man
" have you got an cat food?"
the assistant replies
" oh no, i know what you're like you dirty b*~ggar, show me a cat and you'll get cat food !"
the man pulls a cat from his pocket and show him it. he gets the food
next day, same junky, same shop
" can i get some dog food?"
" show me a dog and you'll get dog food ".. hauls a dog from his toher pocket and gets the food..
NEXT DAY, the junky comes in with a huge parcel.. wrapped and bowed and lays it on the counter..
the assistant says
" whats this now ? "
junky says " present for you "..
the assistant opens it up, and there lies the biggest pile of p*ss and crap you've ever seen
" can i get some toilet paper ? "..
hurl puke gag nastiness
Funny! 10!
That's really funny! Star.
hahaha,
funny.
Funny:)
10/10
LOL!
ewwwwwwwww but funny
ewwwww gross but funny!
Ha Ha!