Kissing the wife?!
Question: A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies.
"What's wrong with you?" The barman says.
"In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he replies.
"We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park.
He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman.
"It's all right officer, I'm just kissing the wife," he says.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop.
The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!"
Answers: A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies.
"What's wrong with you?" The barman says.
"In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he replies.
"We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park.
He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman.
"It's all right officer, I'm just kissing the wife," he says.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop.
The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!"
That is super. I love it. That is the kind of humor that is not too raunchy yet witty.
DUH !
yup..it's an oldie from Playboy magazine.
OMG I almost peed myself!!!
funny
ur such a funny
lol??
haha dats funnae
Hey I like that one LMAO
hahaha
fantastic
star
Lol i got it after rereading it XD
i love it
lol that was funny man.
It made my day.
Thanks
Cool. Here's one for you:
An Englishman comes home and finds his wife in bed with three guys.
He says, " 'ello, 'ello, 'ello."
The wife says, "Aren't you gonna say 'ello to me, love?"
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lol hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
kool have heard it before but its still good lol
haha quick switch the damned light off as it is better with a stranger !!! lol
lol!! ur amazing with these jokes!!
OMG.. So dumb and funny!
i think it's funny...
LOL. Slutty wife.
i dont get it.
Looks like they got caught in the act. Lol
ha ha ha ha
Funny! 10!
hehehe, loved it hun, pmsl
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hahahaha
that poor guy, but very funny, ho ho ho
starred
very good
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