The shame and the glory??!
Question: A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots. She downs the first one and mumbles, "This is for the shame." Then, she downs the second one and mumbles, "This is for the glory."
A short while later, the woman orders two more shots. Again, she downs the first one and mumbles, "This is for the shame." Then, she downs the second one and
mumbles, "This is for the glory."
Finally, the bartender leans over and asks, "Ma'am, I was just wondering... what's this about shame and glory?"
"Well," she replies, "I like to do my housework in the nude. And, when I bent over to pick up the vacuum, my Great Dane mounted me from behind."
"That must be the shame," the bartender smirked.
"No, that was the glory," replied the woman. "The shame was when we got locked together and he dragged me around the front yard for thirty minutes."
Answers: A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots. She downs the first one and mumbles, "This is for the shame." Then, she downs the second one and mumbles, "This is for the glory."
A short while later, the woman orders two more shots. Again, she downs the first one and mumbles, "This is for the shame." Then, she downs the second one and
mumbles, "This is for the glory."
Finally, the bartender leans over and asks, "Ma'am, I was just wondering... what's this about shame and glory?"
"Well," she replies, "I like to do my housework in the nude. And, when I bent over to pick up the vacuum, my Great Dane mounted me from behind."
"That must be the shame," the bartender smirked.
"No, that was the glory," replied the woman. "The shame was when we got locked together and he dragged me around the front yard for thirty minutes."
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is a funny joke No8.!!!
Lucky G.Dane, lol next life I want a dogs life ha ha.!!!
Just kidding, cheers for a laugh on Night Shift.!!
hahaha funny
I"ll drink to that""
lol nice
thanks a new one doing the rounds!!
So the Great Dane is at the vets, looking glum...
The dog next to him says "You look glum - what's wrong?"
The great Dane tells the story, and says "and So now my mistress is having me castrated"
Cor! says the other dog... Same thing happened to me...
"And you're being Castrated too? asks the Great Dane
No......
..... I'm having my nails clipped! says the dog.
Lol.....
glory! glory! no8 keep em rocking!
hahahahahahaha!
Yes funny
ha funny
LOl loved that but what is Justin's story?Here have a star.xxxx
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