HI-LARIOUS JOKE!! Star if it made you chuckle.?!


Question: A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.

He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident.

See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'....so she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too.

I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'

But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed *****.'


Answers: A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.

He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident.

See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'....so she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too.

I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'

But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed *****.'

LOL! How unique! *star*

not funny at all

LOL! How frightfully misogynistic.

LMAO. nice.

not funny

hahahaha

thers nothing funny about verbal abuse..........hehehehehehe

Ha Ha, very good and yes I chuckled.

very clever

the beginning was funny. the end killed it.

i didnt think it was funny at all. it was stupid.

lol...cute
have u seen this?? LOL
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs"
and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

Pepsi will market
the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. !

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

That was a lol hilarios joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha that made me laugh. *!

LOL, that made me chuckle.

lol didnt expect that (and somehow i doubt his wife liked his explanation)

Sexist but funny! 8/10!

star

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SELF CENTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
PENIS INFERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
GOOD OL STINKY WEEZELTEATS COMING THRU TOWN ON A SUOPED UP SAUSAGE CART LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOL...



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