Here is a joke for you?!
Question: A plane was taking off from the Winnipeg airport. After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement
over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from Winnipeg to Montreal . The
weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and
uneventful flight.
Now sit back and relax.. OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back
on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I
scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant
accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap. You should see the
front of my pants!"
A passenger yelled: "That's nothing. You should see the
back of mine!"
Answers: A plane was taking off from the Winnipeg airport. After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement
over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from Winnipeg to Montreal . The
weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and
uneventful flight.
Now sit back and relax.. OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back
on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I
scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant
accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap. You should see the
front of my pants!"
A passenger yelled: "That's nothing. You should see the
back of mine!"
Good one. That reminds me of a flight home from Crete I can still see the air hostess sitting with the rosary beads. Not a good flight.
Very good
ha ha funny
lol ...To the Bat mobile Robin!!
LOL!!!
oh god.......how stupid yet funny....I love jokes like this....funny! lol
hahahaha i liked that one
hahaha
excellent
10/10
star
Hee Hee!
Good one man, a star for you.
Made my day today.
Thanks
A classic.I'm glad I wasn't on board!
o.O!! Ummmmmm............Okay then...moving on!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
very good joke lol!
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! Star for you!
lol, thats good
haha another oldie goldie !!!
Good one!
Good joke.
Thanks.
nice one.
...ok.
lol, 10/10, brilliant, star.
good een min
Funny! 10!