Points give away!!! come and get them.....?!
Question: go on .... make me laugh, who ever makes me laugh the hardest, recieves 10 fantastic points...
Answers: go on .... make me laugh, who ever makes me laugh the hardest, recieves 10 fantastic points...
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74
hammy and jelly.............dfjklgj klf gjlkf g
HahahhaHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH LOLOLOLOLOL!!! XD
Come on laugh with me! AHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAA LOOOOOOOL
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dunnup.
you drink so much the doctors said they found traces of blood in your alcohol stream
WHEN the snow falls on top of your mom's banana pie filled with mustard,it explodes and millions of apple juice boxes come out with bendy straws.Then the Teletubbies will come in and eat the bendy straws. Rawr XD
monkeys.
There is michael jackson,pope and 2 kids on a plane that is just aboot to smash.Michael Jackson and the pope are looking for some parachutes for them and kids but they only find 2 so they say to each other ''we have to jump of ourselfes '' sed pope.Then micheal jackson says ''wat about the kids?'' and the pope replied ;;ooohhhhhhhh fack them'' and michael jackson replied there is no time;''
Why a african-american that like to play basketball best at robbing banks ?\
cause the can run , shoot, and steal
ok...since its nearly christmas.....
whats the diffrence between a boy and a christmas tree ?
on the christmas tree, the balls are just for decorations
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i can't im laughing too hard i sneeezed while i peed
Here's is a poem just for you,
Roses are red
violets are blue
i need some points
i want to get them from you!
tacos
This one time at band camp....what's my name b. i. t. c. ?
dorko
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yeah idkk boredd?
yo nmomma so fatt herr stretch marks spelloutt herr whole name......BIG *****!!!!!!!!!lol
[[nott ur mom]]=]
ok
here goes
my ex!
i know biggest joke of the year...
yo' mamma joke.
yo' mamma's so fat that when she walks down the street in a red shirt all the kids yell "it's the kool-aid man"
what do you call a volcano that's sweet?......
lavable!
i don't know if that's funny enough for you (it's not for me)but that's the only one i could think now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*sneeze* *burp* *cough* *sniff* *sniff* FART!!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/295031/ha_...
The hammy and jelly was actually funny... but here is a joke:
How do you tell the difference between a true friend and a best friend?
A true friend wil always be there to help you up when you are down...
A best friend will throw something at you, laughing because he was the one that tripped you, and made you fall!
ok......... one day their was this fat guy and he had a dog named lee. lee was laying on the couch watching animal planet and trying to catch the birds on the tv!! then the fat guy sat on the couch so fat that he could not see his dog! he sat on the couch then asked himslef where the dog was.... the fat guys wife said your sitting on him!
what do you call cheese that's not yours?
---nacho cheese!!!
bahhaha
mmmm so this guy tells his wife were going fishing and the wish tells him i dont want to go fish why dont you take your stupid dog and the man replies no your going to come with me and if you dont want to you cna either give me a bj or take it up your but so the guy leaves his wife and goes and packs his things he comes back 15 minuets later and ask if she decided yet and the wife says ill give you a bj so while shes giveing him a bj the women stops and ask honey why does your dick taste like **** and the man replies oooo well the dog didnt want to go either lool
Q. What kind of bees give milk?
A. Boo bees
(sorry, my son told me that one)
whats a fish with out and eye?
a fsh
LOL! LMFAO!
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating baked beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He then asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how do you know Santa is a man??
1.he turns up late
2.he drinks all your booze
3.he empties his sack
4.he only comes once a year
5. he f**ks off before you wake up
Three Blondes: The Detection of Dumb...
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.
"Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.
He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled _expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses.
Follow this link to a short clip!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6SxD9Mvj...
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