JOKE ~ Fancy comin' down the pub for a drink?!
Question: Always keen on owning an unusual pet, Gary buys what's advertised as a talking centipede from his local pet shop. After paying ￡5,000, he takes it home in its little box and puts it on top of the mantlepiece. Later that night Gary taps the box, slides it open and says; "Fancy coming down the pub for a pint?" The centipede doesn't answer. Raising his voice a little,Gary repeats the question......Still no answer! Convinced he's been conned out of ￡5,000, he angrily shouts; "FANCY COMING DOWN THE PUB FOR A PINT?"
The centipede sticks its head out and says; "I heard you the first time.....I was putting my f***** shoes on!!"
Answers: Always keen on owning an unusual pet, Gary buys what's advertised as a talking centipede from his local pet shop. After paying ￡5,000, he takes it home in its little box and puts it on top of the mantlepiece. Later that night Gary taps the box, slides it open and says; "Fancy coming down the pub for a pint?" The centipede doesn't answer. Raising his voice a little,Gary repeats the question......Still no answer! Convinced he's been conned out of ￡5,000, he angrily shouts; "FANCY COMING DOWN THE PUB FOR A PINT?"
The centipede sticks its head out and says; "I heard you the first time.....I was putting my f***** shoes on!!"
I'm beginning to think you've got a camera in my house,you know my name, you know what I do for a living and what does the firm I work for supply ? Everything for pet shops that's all we do, is this some kind of vendetta ?
I'm busy checking for cameras lol Report It
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