Joke ~ Animal magic??!
Question: There was a magician on a cruise ship and he was really good. He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked on stage and squawked, "It's in his sleeve!"
The audience booed and the annoyed magician chased the bird away.
Next night, the magician was performing his highlight again, but in front of a smaller audience. The parrot walked on stage and declared, "It's in his pocket!"
The audience booed again and the furious magician chased the bird away.
The next night, he was again performing his climactic trick, but to a tiny audience. On the lookout this time, the magician saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.
The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot. They stared at each other for three full days - neither of them saying anything, when suddenly the parrot said, "I give up. What'd you do with the ship?"
Answers: There was a magician on a cruise ship and he was really good. He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked on stage and squawked, "It's in his sleeve!"
The audience booed and the annoyed magician chased the bird away.
Next night, the magician was performing his highlight again, but in front of a smaller audience. The parrot walked on stage and declared, "It's in his pocket!"
The audience booed again and the furious magician chased the bird away.
The next night, he was again performing his climactic trick, but to a tiny audience. On the lookout this time, the magician saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.
The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot. They stared at each other for three full days - neither of them saying anything, when suddenly the parrot said, "I give up. What'd you do with the ship?"
haha!! lol thats good!
Very good.
Thats an oldie but i still like it
good one babe!!
LOL...niiice [:
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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