Men's English.?!
Question: "I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex
with you.
"Can I call you sometimes?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you..., and eventually have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice ****!
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I l
Answers: "I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex
with you.
"Can I call you sometimes?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you..., and eventually have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice ****!
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I l
all of those are true ,,,,,, are you male , i didnt look at your picture
xDD.
Funny! 10!
This stuff makes more sense if your 18 and have an uncontrollable erection. Next, these are jokes about how men are constantly horny, it doesnt mean we think like that. If we thought like that we wouldnt be able to function....ever. Sexual drive is real but this joke doesnt depict the reality of it. Its funny as a joke but stupid if taken literally.
ok, i guess
Now you see
Very funny
Very good! (*)
LOL