And Iraqi guy. a chinese guy and and italian guy. what do you think of this joke!
Question: There is a Chinese, an Italian and an Iraqi in a plane. The person flying the plane says "Each of you chuck something out, the plane's too heavy and it's gonna crash!"
So the Chinese chucks out a laptop and says "My country can make more of these."
The Italian chucks out a bowl of pasta and says "My country can make more pasta."
The Iraqi then chucks out a bomb and says "My country can make loads more bombs."
When they land, the Chinese guy sees a guy who is estatic. He asks him why he's so happy and he says "Wow, it's my lucky day! I was just standing here doing nothing and a laptop fell from the sky into my hands!"
The Italian then comes across a guy who's really grumpy. He asks him why he's so mad and the guy says: "I was just standing here minding my own business when a bowl of pasta falls from the sky onto my head!"
A while later, the Iraqi sees this old man laughing. He asks him why he's laughing and the old man says:"I farted and my house blew up!"
Answers: There is a Chinese, an Italian and an Iraqi in a plane. The person flying the plane says "Each of you chuck something out, the plane's too heavy and it's gonna crash!"
So the Chinese chucks out a laptop and says "My country can make more of these."
The Italian chucks out a bowl of pasta and says "My country can make more pasta."
The Iraqi then chucks out a bomb and says "My country can make loads more bombs."
When they land, the Chinese guy sees a guy who is estatic. He asks him why he's so happy and he says "Wow, it's my lucky day! I was just standing here doing nothing and a laptop fell from the sky into my hands!"
The Italian then comes across a guy who's really grumpy. He asks him why he's so mad and the guy says: "I was just standing here minding my own business when a bowl of pasta falls from the sky onto my head!"
A while later, the Iraqi sees this old man laughing. He asks him why he's laughing and the old man says:"I farted and my house blew up!"
im muslim....but i didnt think it was racist. but it was funny
ahh its ok
An Iraqi guy.
I heard it before but it was with blondes.
omg that is so funny.....lolzzzzz
im gonna tell that one to my dad
lol... Not bad...
Now that was a funny twist to an old joke
(*cough* racist *cought) jk lol! &:^
I've heard that joke about 12 times with different items and differents people.
hehe funny.some peeps are not content with the 2 points,they just have to be better than you,and leave a comment,like Hey I posted this 3 weeks ago (expecting ....a share of the profit ),or hey I heard it before,(expecting compensation ).if I have heard something before i just say haha an oldie goldie.
I think I am too nice for this place hahahaha.